The Why stage

L- "Mama! Look who I found."

K-"Whoa! It's Batman! He's so cool."

L- "What's Batman do?"

K-"Well, Batman helps save Gotham City."

L- "Oh. Why?"

K-"Because there are bad people there and he wants the city to be safe."

L- "Oh. What are bad people?"

K-"They are people who do naughty things that are against the law, like stealing."

L- "Oh. And what stealing?"

K-"When someone takes things that do not belong to them."

L- "Oh, And why?"

K-"Because they really want it. but it's naughty to steal."

L- "Oh. So Batman help steal?"

K-"What? No, he stops them from stealing. He's like a police officer, but in a mask."

L- "Oh, in case of 'mergency. If I get lost it's a 'mergency" (something we worked on before going to Seattle.)

K-"Yes, if you get lost it is an emergency, good memory."

L- "I get lost, I call Batman?"

K-"What? No, You find an adult and tell them you need help."

L- "Not Batman?"

K-"No."

L- "Why?"

K-"Uh...Hey look at this piece of tape!"

Successful distraction. Batman forgotten. Thank you Scotch tape.